Last Saturday, 6:07 pm. Perkins restaurant in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. The girls are restless as we wait for our food.
Hazel: "Ginger, do you know where you were born?"
Ed and I exchange surprised looks.
Ed: "Where was Ginger born?"
Hazel: "In the hop-sital!"
Ed: "Right, the hospital in New York. Do you know where you were born?"
Hazel: "In Dol-dorado!"
Ed: "Yeah! Do you know where in Colorado, what city you were born in?"
Hazel: "Yeah. Past the street, under the bushes and through the woods!"
We gotta get this kid back to Boulder. And we gotta stop letting her watch Dora.