A few days ago in the afternoon, in the car going to Grandma's house.
Hazel: "Mom I wish I could be a Mom today."
Me: Why do you want to be a mom?
H: Because being a mom is fun.
Me: What's fun about being a mom?
H: Well you get to drive a car, and work on the computer and all kinds of fun things.
Me: That's true, those things are fun.
Pause. I think maybe the topic is over.
H: And I really really really really love my kids.
Me: Who are your kids?
H: Well I don't know, we'll have to see.
Pause. Maybe over now?
H: But their names are Molly, Dolly, Cholly, Zolly and Prolly!
That's my girl. Naming the kids is the most important part.