Tonight, 9:57 pm.
Both kids asleep, or at least in bed. Check.
1.5 out of 5.5 rooms in the apartment clean. Check.
Sink full of dirty dishes, check. Pile of clean laundry crumpled on the floor, and has been for several days, check.
Feet up. Remote in one hand, serious chocolate milkshake in the other.
New episode of Project Runway, check.