Today, 3:23pm. Hazel has just come in from playing outside in the snow. She's sitting at the counter eating a chocolate chip cookie warm from the oven. (I'm the best Mom ever.)
"Mom, I made snow angels outside."
"I know, I saw. What else did you do?"
"Well, there was something strange. I saw something strange in the bushes that's red and I don't know what it was. But it can't be E.T.'s heart because it was not glowing."
Phew. E.T.'s heart is not in our bushes.