Sunday, November 22, 2009

Shut Up, Like, New Moon is Sooo Good!

It's true. We sat in Friday night traffic. We ran through the mall, two pregnant moms, to get to the theater on time. We stood in line with a bunch of tweeners, and nearly screamed like they did when the doors finally opened. We elbowed and rushed to the theater, where the hormonal energy level hovered near frantic. We desperately scanned the theater full of thirteen-year-olds saving whole rows of seats, and luckily found the last two together. We rolled our eyes at the teenagers, though we felt like two ourselves. We secretly snickered at the other moms, especially the ones that seemed even slightly older than us. I pointed out two big middle-aged black men sitting together, obviously sore thumbs, and my friend pointed out a couple of 80-year-old grandmas - good for them!

Then 25 minutes of previews started, including 5 minutes of straight screaming during the trailer for another Rob Pattinson film. I almost screamed myself, I was so caught up in the mood, and that was only the first time.

Then there's a black screen pause. The title appears. Bella starts speaking. And we all enter two hours of total, unadulterated and unapologetic adolescent fantasy. The audience screamed. I reservedly clapped. My friend and I did a lot of elbow-nudging and shoulder-slapping. Girls in a swoon yelled, "I love you, Jacob!" Stick-in-the-mud moms, who made me ashamed to be one, yelled for people to shut up. If I'd been able to tear my eyes from the screen I would have rolled them at both.

Thank goodness the first movie, which was ok, was such a success, warranting a much bigger budget - and a new director - for the second, which was honestly, seriously, like SO GOOD! Better acting and directing, awesome special effects, excellent storytelling and frankly way better than the book, which I just read to get me from Twilight to Eclipse, not because I liked it. By the end, it even had my friend switching from Team Edward to Jacob, which I could understand but never do myself.

I am so totally going to see it a hundred more times! With any any anyone who wants to go. And then there will have to be a DVD release party. Love love love it! And that's all I'm going to say about that.

8 comments:

MiaKatia said...

I am giggling reading the post! I can't wait to go, but my girlfriends are having some scheduling conflicts so it will be another week or so before I can go ARGH!!!

Emily said...

Go Team Jacob! Hey, Kari, we're going to be in MD Thanksgiving weekend. I know it's probably super busy for you, but I REALLY want to see New Moon and my aunt will have already seen it twice by next week. Would you want to get together and see it? Are you pretty far from DC? Maybe I could meet you halfway? No worries if your weekend is packed w/ family stuff. I know how it goes. I'm so glad the movie is good (ie. better than the last one.)

david said...

team jacob.

Disco Mom said...

david - whatever, you're just saying that to get a rise out of me. it won't work...the first time.

Disco Mom said...

Emily - i am sooo sorry! I am in north carolina all week, which is why i had to see the movie before i left; otherwise i would totally totally see it with you anywhere! plus it would be great to see you - thanks for thinking of me - next time!

SuperGabers - The Mom said...

Kari, you are a riot. Your post was hilarious. You "almost" had me convinced to go see it, but alas, I am stubborn and will stick to my guns.

Therese said...

i loved it, too. during the opening scene, when edward kisses the aged bella's hand, i was like, "that actress is one lucky grandma."

Mo said...

Went to see it on Saturday night. Going again tonight after the girls are in bed. But don't tell anyone. I am supposed to be an adult!

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